That if he talks about going south of the Boarder.
We will text you so you can hit him upside the head with a baseball bat.
This will give him a 5% chance of feeling it and 100% chance of denting the bat.
If we hear he has had something he is not suppose to have.
We again will text you so you can use a wooden bat and hit him upside the head.
This again will only et a 4% chance of feeling it.
The bat will break but there is a chance a spliter will stay in.
This will be a reminder to him that for unknown reasons and who knows who. he is loved
