On the 12th day of humbug the season gave too me. A broken Candy Cane
On the 11th day of humbug the season gave too me. 11 new bill I just had to pay.
On the 10th day of humbug the season gave too me. A flood of Santa's everywhere
On the 9th day of humbug the season gave too me. Reruns of the same song that ran till eternity
On the 8th day of humbug the season gave too me. Gathering to be around people I go home to get away from.
On the 7th day of humbug the season gave too me. Longer lines to get anything
On the 6th day of humbug the season gave too me. No parking to be found
On the 5th day of humbug the season gave too me. Happy people everywhere wanting to talk about nothing.
On the 4th day of humbug the season gave too me. Relatives visiting from afar. (That was where I liked them)
On the 3rd day of humbug the season gave too me. Useless Christmas cards
On the 2nd day of humbug the season gave too me. 2 More Broken Candy Canes
On the 1st day of humbug the season gave too me. A ton of muchers on my porch.
For these Reasons and more is why I CANCELLED CHRISTMAS
Merry Christmas everyone.
